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The Druthers Distraction: How a Conspiracy Tabloid Smothers Real Change #HallOfShame

In a world desperately seeking justice and truth, Druthers pretends to be a champion of the people while quietly undermining genuine progress. Behind its sensational headlines and dubious claims lies a machine built not for liberation, but for exploitation and distraction.

A closer look at Druthers reveals startling truths about its operations. The paper claims to empower the public, yet its owner cannot point to a single tangible victory or accomplishment, apart from collecting donations from supporters who often can’t afford to contribute. This cycle of dependency only ensures the continuation of its ineffective, hollow enterprise.

Volunteers tasked with distributing Druthers have admitted that the majority of printed copies—90%—never reach readers and are tossed into recycling bins. Of the 250,000 copies printed each month, only a fraction, perhaps 5,000-10,000, make it into homes, with even fewer readers engaging with the content. This results in an outrageous $10-per-read-issue cost—a staggering misuse of resources.

Even more damning, the owner of Druthers openly acknowledges that the publication isn’t designed for intelligent readers and admits to being unaware of recent articles published under his own name. This lack of accountability reveals the paper’s true purpose: not to inform, but to profit.

The funds gathered from struggling supporters are channeled into luxury vacations and a lifestyle far removed from the hardships faced by its audience. Beyond wasting nearly $1,000,000 on unread and discarded papers, Druthers hijacks rallies meant to foster real change, selling merchandise and profiting off the desperation of its followers.

Worst of all, Druthers distracts from the urgent fight to reclaim our rights. Instead of mobilizing for meaningful action, it encourages aimless discontent, smothering hope and silencing dissent by diverting energy into unproductive outlets.

We must recognize Druthers for what it is: a parasite preying on those seeking answers, stealing resources and resolve from the movements that could truly make a difference. It’s time to cast off this distraction and refocus on genuine, collective efforts to reclaim our freedoms and build a brighter future.

The above and the recent censorship in their December edition has earned Druthers a spot in the Hall Of Shame.

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Jimmy The Rat Added To Hall Of Shame – Threats, Harassment, Trespass, Libel, Slander, Assault, Attacking the Homeless, Property Damage, Defecating in Public, and More #TotalShitPot

(Wingham, ON) Wingham’s most notorious troll and online bully, who has destroyed numerous Facebook groups and lives with his vicious hate speech, is now being added to the Hall of Shame.

“Jimmy the Rat’s” self-inflicted mental impairment due to substance abuse is no excuse for the litany of crimes perpetrated by Wingham’s most hated and despicable citizen. His neighbors live in fear after threats and assaults triggered by this unstable hatemonger, who has allegedly been seen defecating in public and then blaming it on his newly acquired dog. Rumor has it he got the dog after watching an episode of Family Guy where they mention a dog licking peanut butter off you, regardless of where you put it. Apparently, a dog and peanut butter are the only ways this maladroit single man can get any physical contact without directly paying for it.

Property values have plummeted due to the rat’s backyard scrapyard, making properties unsellable and causing hundreds of thousands in lost equity. His recent public breakdown has manifested in trespassing, destroying private property, illegally dumping garbage, and committing slander and libel. The Rat has taken to dumping garbage on private property, posting a sign claiming it might be contaminated with meth and/or fentanyl—apparently, his chronic substance abuse has hurt his memory. The Rat is now trying to blame the alleged contamination on a local homeless family, knowing they can’t defend themselves from his abuse.

“The Rat” spends much of his time driving around Wingham, yelling obscenities and flipping the bird at random people. He occasionally slows down at stop signs and refuses to obey parking rules. Fortunately, he isn’t allowed near the schools, offering a slight layer of protection for the community’s children.

Some of The Rat’s family members have had to leave town due to extreme embarrassment, and more are planning to leave to distance themselves from the abuse and shame of having the same last name. This is why WFP will not be releasing The Rat’s last name, to help prevent further innocent victims from suffering due to this habitual abuser. His frequent interactions with police, and his charges mysteriously “disappearing,” have led the entire community to assume he is a police informant—a rat.

Text message alerts have been circulating in Wingham, warning of this criminal, while several online forums have exploded with hate and threats toward The Rat, with many demanding his last name and home address. On one notorious website, hacked cellphone footage—or deep fakes—show The Rat and his dog in hysterical and disturbing sexual scenarios.

The public is advised to check the court dockets and watch court sessions via Zoom, using the links provided for updates.

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Hall Of Shame To Become Eternal With Blockchain Upgrade – Kevin “Fascist” Falconer Nominated As First Inductee #FreeBitcoin #PermanentStainOnFamilyName

For over a decade WFP has been known for naming names, Hall Of Shame, listing local corrupt politicians, police officers, drunk drivers and those that put others at risk.

A new group of Activists will be upgrading some Hall Of Shame listings to Non-fungible Tokens (NFT) on a blockchain to complement WFP’s Hall Of Shame. This technology will ensure the listing will be accessible for hundreds of years, a permanent stain on a family name. This will allow people to own a copy of the listing that can be bought and sold online, much like sports trading cards. 

Once we have raised enough crypto currency and finalized which of Kevin “Fascist” Falconer’s crimes against Democracy should be included in the listing, it will go live forever if he has not resigned from North Huron council by then.

While this may seem extreme, we believe that all non-violent options must be exhausted in effort to hold Falconer to account before the Public turns as violent as Falconer himself.